ANIMAL JOKES

What day do fish hate?

Fry-day!

How can an elephant get down from a tree?

He can get on a leaf and wait until autumn!

Why did the elephant wear red shoes?

Because his white ones were dirty!

What do you call a chicken fromm outer space?

An egg-straterrestrial!

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don’t have chairs!

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bull-dozer!

How did dinosaurs know we were coming?

Because Bronto-saw-us!

Why was the baby ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were ants!

What do you call a worm in a fur coat?

A caterpillar!

What is the most valuable type of ant?

An ANT-ique!

What has two humps and is at the North Pole?

A lost camel!

What does a fish play the piano with?

Fish-fingers!