What day do fish hate?
How can an elephant get down from a tree?
He can get on a leaf and wait until autumn!
Why did the elephant wear red shoes?
Because his white ones were dirty!
What do you call a chicken fromm outer space?
Why do chickens sit on their eggs?
Because they don’t have chairs!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
How did dinosaurs know we were coming?
Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all his uncles were ants!
What do you call a worm in a fur coat?
What is the most valuable type of ant?
What has two humps and is at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
What does a fish play the piano with?