TIME FOR LAUGHS

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Choke it until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly? A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the lightbulb has to really want to change.

Two sausages are in a pan. One looks at the other and says "Gee, it's hot in here." and the other sausage says "OH MY GOODNESS IT'S A TALKING SAUSAGE!"

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why don't cannibals eat comedians? Because they taste funny.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts to do it

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk

Why do they put bells on cows? Because their horns don't work!