WEIRD BUT TRUE

 

 

OFFICIAL! WORLD'S FUNNIEST JOKE

LONDON -The British Association for the Advancement Of Science, in its largest ever scientific study into humor, asked Internet users around the world to submit their favorite jokes and rate the funniness of other people's offerings.

After a year of more than 40,000 jokes from 70 countries and two critiques later, this is it:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other pulls out his phone and calls emergency services.

He gasps to the operater: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator in a calm, soothing voices replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, "Ok, now what?"

- Reuters.

 

The Sultan Who Owns 350 Rolls Royces

Brunei - Just imagine owning an exotic car like a Mercedes, Porsche, Ferrari or a Jaguar. For most of us it is beyond our wildest dream. But do you know one man not owns one but hundreds of such cars! The Sultan Of Brunei's stable of cars includes: 350 Rolls Royce cars. 8 MacLaren F 1 6 Dauer 962 LMs Numerous Ferraris, Mercedes, Jaguars, Porsche, Bentlys. 2 Boeings, An Airbus, 6 smaller planes, 2 Helicopters. 5,000 Premium cars. -Reuters. [He does not even worry about Petrol for he owns the oil wells too!]