TEN FUNNY SAYINGS

1.  First you consume chocolate, then chocolate consumes you!

2. If you take the T away from diet, it then spells DIE.

3. Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

4. Wouldn't it be nice if the sticky stuff on envelopes tasted like chocolate?

5. Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

6. Remember there is no I in TEAM; but there is a M and an E.

7.Save time... see it my way.

8.Reach for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.

9. Always remember you're unique, like everyone else.

10. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.