CRAZY DEFINITIONS

What are armies?

The things you have up your sleevies.

What is aromatic?

An early machine for making arrows.

What is a beetroot?

A potato with very high blood pressure.

What is a cloak?

A croak made by a Chinese frog.

What is a coward?

A man who thinks with his legs.

What is a deadline?

A fence round a graveyard.

What is extinct?

A dead skunk.

What is a pacifist?

Someone who punches you on the nose peacefully.