REAL-LIFE EXCUSES FOR BEING ABSENT

Read the following excuses which were sent to a school by parents of children in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

1. Ralph was absent yesterday because he had a sore trout.

2. Dear School: Please accuse John from being absent on January 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, and also 34.

3. George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach.

4. Please excuse Lupe. She is having problems with her ovals.

5. I had to keep Willie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I didn't know what size she were.

6. John has been absent from school because he had two teeth taken off his face.

7. Execute Gloria. She has been under the doctor.

8. My son is under the doctor's care and should not take fizical ed. Please execute him.

9.Excuse Sarah for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

10.Please execute Johnny for being. It was his father's fault.

As you can see, it is important to be able to write well, or misunderstandings may arise!